Guest guest Posted November 17, 1999 Report Share Posted November 17, 1999 Little digression : ) Ordering the Jury ---------------- In Miami, the jurors in a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the tobacco industry were ordered by the judge to not see the new movie " The Insider " , because it might influence their verdict. He also ordered them not to see " The House on Haunted Hill " . The prosecutor was surprised to hear this instruction and he said, " I understand why you've instructed the jurors to not see 'The Insider', but why should they avoid the second movie, your honor? " . Being quick and to the point, the judge firmly stated, " Because it stinks! " Joke submitted by: Roger D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 20, 1999 Report Share Posted November 20, 1999 please take my name off the mailing list till 15th january 2000 then you may resume the mailings thanks hari om Vivekananda Centre <vivekananda Self Knowledge List <selfknow-l; list <ramakrishna >; viv list <vivekananda > Wednesday, November 17, 1999 9:23 AM [ramakrishna] > " Vivekananda Centre " <vivekananda > >Little digression : ) > >Ordering the Jury >---------------- >In Miami, the jurors in a multi-billion dollar lawsuit >against the tobacco industry were ordered by the judge >to not see the new movie " The Insider " , because it might >influence their verdict. He also ordered them not to see > " The House on Haunted Hill " . > >The prosecutor was surprised to hear this instruction >and he said, > " I understand why you've instructed the jurors to not >see 'The Insider', but why should they avoid the second >movie, your honor? " . > >Being quick and to the point, the judge firmly stated, > " Because it stinks! " > >Joke submitted by: Roger D. > >>Sri Ramakrishnaye Namah >Vivekananda Centre London >http://www.btinternet.com/~vivekananda/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 21, 1999 Report Share Posted November 21, 1999 Dear Shobhiben I have just place your account on nomail status hence you will stop getting mail. I may not remember to put you back on normal mail status so can you kindly email me on 15 Jan and I will be happy to place you back on the normal mail status. regards jay Vivekananda Centre London Shobhi Thakrar <thakrar Ramakrishna <Ramakrishna > 20 November 1999 13:50 Re: [ramakrishna] > " Shobhi Thakrar " <thakrar > >please take my name off the mailing list till 15th january 2000 >then you may resume the mailings thanks hari om > >Vivekananda Centre <vivekananda >Self Knowledge List <selfknow-l; list ><ramakrishna >; viv list <vivekananda > >Wednesday, November 17, 1999 9:23 AM >[ramakrishna] > > >> " Vivekananda Centre " <vivekananda >> >>Little digression : ) >> >>Ordering the Jury >>---------------- >>In Miami, the jurors in a multi-billion dollar lawsuit >>against the tobacco industry were ordered by the judge >>to not see the new movie " The Insider " , because it might >>influence their verdict. He also ordered them not to see >> " The House on Haunted Hill " . >> >>The prosecutor was surprised to hear this instruction >>and he said, >> " I understand why you've instructed the jurors to not >>see 'The Insider', but why should they avoid the second >>movie, your honor? " . >> >>Being quick and to the point, the judge firmly stated, >> " Because it stinks! " >> >>Joke submitted by: Roger D. >> >>>Sri Ramakrishnaye Namah >>Vivekananda Centre London >>http://www.btinternet.com/~vivekananda/ >> > >>Sri Ramakrishnaye Namah >Vivekananda Centre London >http://www.btinternet.com/~vivekananda/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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