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and how about this one that was also forwarded to me!

 

 

>> WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE

>>

>>

>> 1. He had only one major publication.

>> 2. It was in Hebrew.

>> 3. It had no references.

>> 4. It wasn't published in any reference journal.

>> 5. Some even doubt He wrote it himself.

>> 6. It may be true He created the world, but what has He done since then?

>> 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

>> 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.

>> 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human

>>subjects.

>>10. When an experiment failed, He tried to cover it up by drowning the

>>subjects.

>>11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the

>>sample.

>>12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

>>13. Some say He had His son teach the class.

>>14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

>>15. Though there were only ten requirements, most students failed his

>>tests.

>>16. His office hours were infrequent and usually were held in the middle of

>>nowhere.

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