Guest guest Posted November 23, 1999 Report Share Posted November 23, 1999 and how about this one that was also forwarded to me! >> WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE >> >> >> 1. He had only one major publication. >> 2. It was in Hebrew. >> 3. It had no references. >> 4. It wasn't published in any reference journal. >> 5. Some even doubt He wrote it himself. >> 6. It may be true He created the world, but what has He done since then? >> 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. >> 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results. >> 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human >>subjects. >>10. When an experiment failed, He tried to cover it up by drowning the >>subjects. >>11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the >>sample. >>12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. >>13. Some say He had His son teach the class. >>14. He expelled his first two students for learning. >>15. Though there were only ten requirements, most students failed his >>tests. >>16. His office hours were infrequent and usually were held in the middle of >>nowhere. >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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