Guest guest Posted November 23, 1999 Report Share Posted November 23, 1999 Humour helps: Received this from: " Tim Davis " 1 in 5 -------------------- Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be, that one of us is Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad, my older brother Colin, me or my youngest brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's Colin. Pet Names ----------------------------- Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, " That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names. " Morris hung his head and whispered, " To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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