[Fwd: [GCFL] Seasons Greetings (after the lawyers were done)]

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stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter

solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of

the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of

your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions

and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice

religious or secular traditions at all . . .

 

. . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is

necessarily greater than any other country or is the only " AMERICA "

in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,

color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

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her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is

warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of

good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a

subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is

limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the

sole discretion of the wisher.)

 

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