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New year resolutions (for Net Junkies)

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1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 8 e-mail

addresses.

2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.

3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with

which I answer my e-mail.

5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a

week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...

6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

7. When I hear " Where do you want to go today? " I won't reply

" MS Tech Support. "

8. I will read the manual.

9. I will think of a password other than " password. "

10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 4:00 am in the morning.

 

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