Guest guest Posted January 25, 2000 Report Share Posted January 25, 2000 This came via Karen at the Westend Ashram Colorado (In this Ashram -- humour and spirituality seem to mix well : ) RevTony offers some real ads found in the classifieds -- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. - AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. - SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. - FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG - 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 - COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. - 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000 - GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE - SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS - FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD. - HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER " IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT! " - HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB - NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED - FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. - AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100 - TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR- OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. - JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. - LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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