Guest guest Posted January 28, 2000 Report Share Posted January 28, 2000 This came on the internet........... The sermon.. ------- There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, " Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn. " And the gentleman replied, " You're not the only one ma'am, even I'm glad it's done!!! " Recd... from Tim Davies site Rules for Writers ----------------- 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.) 6. Be more or less specific. 8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. 9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies. 10. No sentence fragments. 11. Don't use no double negatives. 12. Proffered carefully to see if you any words out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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