Some fun stuff : )

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Spirituality without humour somehow seems wrong

so here goes ...... ..............jay : )

 

Marriage limit..

 

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service,

his cousin asked him,

" How many women can a man marry? "

 

" Sixteen, " the boy responded.

 

His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly.

" How did you know that? "

 

" Easy, " the little boy said.

" All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said:

'Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.' "

 

 

 

 

'Goods' of drinking

 

The preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider

of his flock, whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to

quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at

some of them.

 

" Can't you see, Ben, " intoned the parson, " that not one good

thing comes out of this drinking? "

 

" Well, I sort of disagree there, " replied the backslider. " It

makes me miss the folks I shoot at. "