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from seeta

 

 

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

 

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade

another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

 

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

 

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

-Gilda Radner-

 

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want

anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

 

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home

which answer the same purpose as a husband.

I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all

afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night

-Marie Corelli-

 

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How

intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your

neck?

-Linda Ellerbee-