Guest guest Posted February 14, 2000 Report Share Posted February 14, 2000 " Tim Davis " Valentines Day Today is Valentines Day. Try to be more creative than this. *********************** After she woke up, a woman told her husband, " I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means? " " You'll know tonight. " he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it · to find a book entitled " The Meaning of Dreams " . ===========from unknown source============== << a Valentines joke... >> A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with red hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, " I'm sending out 1,000s of Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?' " " But why? " asks the man. " I'm a divorce lawyer. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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