Guest guest Posted February 16, 2000 Report Share Posted February 16, 2000 Spirituality without humour seems wrong - hoping you will enjoy these. ....jay. " Dave Markham " 02/16/00 A preacher was trying to teach his congregation the value of humility. He started his sermon by saying, " Everyone who is willing to admit they're stupid, stand up. " After an awkward minute, John Brown stood up. The preacher said, " So John, you are willing to confess that you're stupid? " " No, pastor " John says, " I just hate to see you standing there all by yourself. " ---------- Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS.... Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, " What is wrong with you? " Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, " This person will gather food for you, cook for you, a nd when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, " What will a woman like this cost? " God replied, " An arm and a leg. " Then Adam asked, " What can I get for a rib? " The rest is history.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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