Guest guest Posted March 3, 2000 Report Share Posted March 3, 2000 Some more material from Jody. Please note this is not meant to demean Buddhism. Just enjoy the puns. : ) Buddhist Riddles Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. (Contributed by Randy Jewett) ---------- -- -- Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher? A: M.T. Ness (Contributed by Geichle) ---------- -- -- Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they are the light bulb. (Contributed by J Arkle) ---------- -- -- Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it. (Contributed by Graeme Dawes) ---------- -- -- Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Tree falling in the forest. (Contributed by Will Sandstead) ---------- -- -- Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? A: He enters Nerdvana. (Contributed by Toh Han Shih) ---------- -- -- Q: What did one Zen practitioner give to another for his/her birthday? A: Nothing. Q: What did the birthday boy/girl respond in return? A: You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the giver replied, " Thank you. " (Contributed by Zach Rosen) ---------- -- -- Disciple: " Master, why did Bodhidharma come from the West? " Master: " Ask that post over there. " Disciple: " I don't understand " Master: " Neither do I. " (Contributed by Thomas Asche) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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