Y did the chicken cross the road!?! : )

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Hi everyone this is an old joke, (sent by Jody) but I felt it would be nice

to send it again.

seeta :-)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?!?

 

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

 

FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to

cross before you believe it?

 

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without

having their motives called into question.

 

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough

for us.

 

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

 

SADDAM HUSSAIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in

dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

 

BILL GATES

I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will

lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and

Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

 

EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the

chicken?

 

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?

Could you define chicken please?

 

THE BIBLE

And God cometh down from the heavens, and He sayeth unto the chicken, " Thou

Shalt

cross the road. " And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much

rejoicing.

 

COLONEL SANDERS

 

I missed one?

 

PAT BUCHANAN

 

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

 

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain.

 

KEN STARR

I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the

president of the United States of America in an effort to distract law

enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing

our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the

chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme

to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff

intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates

fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted

to reach the other side of the road until our investigation and any

Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed. (We also are

investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev.

Jerry

Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discreditany

useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his

feathers.)

 

FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road

reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

LOUIS FARRAKHAN

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the

" black man " in order to trample him and keep him down.