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Dorothea sent this joke on the internet

 

Confused English (I)

 

 

<< Here are some signs and notices written in English

that were discovered throughout the world >>

 

* In a Tokyo Hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not

a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

 

* In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During

that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

 

* In a Leipzig elevator:

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit

up.

 

* In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

 

* In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office

between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

 

* In a Japanese hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the

chambermaid.

 

* In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a

Russian Orthodox monastery:

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous

Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers

are buried daily except Thursday.

 

* In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose

in the boots of ascension.

 

* On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

(hopeless wines :-)

 

* On the menu of a Polish hotel:

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy

dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;

beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

 

* Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

 

* In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

Drop your trousers here for best results.

 

* Outside a Paris dress shop:

Dresses for street walking.

 

* Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:

There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000

Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were

executed over the past two years.