Guest guest Posted March 12, 2000 Report Share Posted March 12, 2000 " Kelly Jefferson " Somebody Important The Pope is touring America in his Limo and he asked the driver, " Why don't you let me drive for awhile? " The driver thinks to himself, " Well I can't say no to him, he's the Pope. " So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was having fun, speeding down the freeway, dodging cars. After a while the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, " Slow down a bit, you might get pulled over. " The Pope says, " Not to worry! I'm the Pope. " The Pope continues to drive very fast. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, come the flashing blue lights. The cop walks up to the car and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, " Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute? " The Pope says, " Sure. " The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, " Guys, I just pulled over someone really important. " They ask, " Who, the President? " " No more important. " " The president of another country? " " No more important. " " An ambassador? " " No even more important. " " Well who is it? " " I don't know, but the Pope is his chauffeur. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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