Midweek : )

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Busy doctors Midweek : )

 

Thanks to Betty for this one.

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More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly lines.

One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what

he had. He said, " Shingles. " So she took down his name, address, medical

insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He

said, " Shingles. " So she took down his height, weight, complete medical

history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said,

" Shingles. " So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an

electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the

doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said,

" Shingles. " The doctor said, " Where? "

He said, " Outside in the truck. Where do you want them? "