Low Watt stories

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Low Watt stories

 

Thanks to Lloyd Stiewig

 

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True Stories, by David Smith

 

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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was

typing and turned to a secretary and said, " I'm almost out of typing paper.

What do I do? "

 

" Just use copier machine paper, " the secretary told him.

 

With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it

on the photocopier and proceeded to make five " blank " copies.

 

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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed

into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and

the whole thing generally looked like an extra in " Twister " . I asked the

manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the " cruise

control " and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

 

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Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar

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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal

colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

The message, " He's lying " was placed in the copier, and police pressed the

copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.

Believing the " lie detector " was working, the suspect confessed .

 

 

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Choices

 

 

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline

in the Northwest.

 

" Would you like dinner? " the flight attendant asked

the man seated in front of me.

 

" What are my choices? " he asked.

 

" Yes or no, " she replied.