Guest guest Posted April 22, 2000 Report Share Posted April 22, 2000 New 'Time' To Keep Everything From Happening At Once CAMBRIDGE, MA--On what is now known as " Monday, " a team of MIT scientists unveiled " time, " a revolutionary new event-sequencing protocol which organizes phenomena along a four-dimensional axis, preventing everything from taking place at once. " No longer will the extinction of the dinosaurs, the assassination of John F. Kennedy, and the Earth-Xabraxiq Pod Wars all collapse into a single point, " theoretical physicist Dr. Lawrence Chang said. " With time, we can now contextualize each of the universe's infinite number of occurrences in its own spatial-temporal plane, creating order where there once was chaos. " Added Dr. Erno Toffel: " Using time, one event can be positioned chronologically so as to be the cause of another. For example, a man's death may result in a gun being fired at him. Or the other way around. We're still working out some of the kinks. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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