Japanese Haiku humour :)

[Guest guest]

Some computer-haiku humor.... these are creative and might give a smaile

when you are having a bad day with your computer!

 

:-)

 

Karen E-V

 

In Japan, Sony Vaio Computers have replaced the impersonal and

unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku

poetry, each only 17 syllables.

 

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A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

 

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The Web site you seek

Can not be located but

Countless more exist.

 

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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

 

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ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask way too much.

 

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Windows NT crashed

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

 

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Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

 

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First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

So beautifully.

 

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With searching comes loss

And the presence of absence:

" My Novel " not found.

 

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The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

 

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Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

 

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A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

 

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Three things are certain:

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

 

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You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

 

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Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

 

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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

 

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank