Mother's day : )

[Guest guest]

Mother's day. Mothers, you are excused from laughing today if you prefer.

 

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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.

She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and

other bits of iron.

 

Now it was question time, and she asked, " My name begins with the letter 'M'

and I pick up things. What am I? "

 

A little boy on the front row proudly said, " You're a mother! "