Guest guest Posted May 12, 2000 Report Share Posted May 12, 2000 " Tim Davis " Golfing Seniors " How was your golf game, dear? " asked Jack's wife Tracy. " Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went. " " But you're seventy-five years old, Jack! " admonished his wife, " Why don't you take my brother Scott along? " " But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore, " protested Jack. " But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball, " Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. " Do you see it? " asked Jack. " Yup, " Scott answered. " Well, where is it? " yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. " I forgot. " ============== Today's MailBits.com Joke: Not so long ago... An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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