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What is a kiss? (contributed by Manish G from the net)

 

 

Here's how the professors of different subjects

define the same word, *kiss*, in different ways:

 

Prof. of Algebra:

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 

Prof. of Geometry:

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 

Prof. of Physics:

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the

expansion of the heart.

 

Prof. of Chemistry:

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between

two hearts.

 

Prof. of Zoology:

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

 

Prof. of Dentistry:

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

 

Prof. of Accountancy:

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

 

Prof. of Economics:

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always

higher than the supply.

 

Prof. of English:

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is

more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural

and it is applicable to all.

 

Prof. of Computer Science:

What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.

 

Prof. of Statistics:

Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the

vital statistics of 36-24-36.