weekend : )

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Some weekend : )

 

You're gonna pay for this!!!

 

 

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist

if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the

man's face. (Whack!!!)

 

" What did you do that for? " the man asks.

 

" Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you? "

 

The man says, " No, but my wife out in the car still does! "

 

 

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Ungrateful Son-in-law

 

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. " I

love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, " said the man. " To

show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my

business.

All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations. "

 

The son-in-law interrupted, " I hate factories. I can't stand the noise. "

 

" I see, " replied the father-in-law. " Well, then you'll work in the office

and take charge of some of the operations. "

 

" I hate office work, " said the son-on-law. " I can't stand being stuck

behind a desk all day. "

 

" Wait a minute, " said the father-in-law. " I just make you half-owner of a

moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a

office. What am I going to do with you? "

 

" Easy, " said the young man. " Buy me out. "