Guest guest Posted June 11, 2000 Report Share Posted June 11, 2000 A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: " I'm the greatest hitter in the world, " he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. " Strike One! " he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, " I'm the greatest hitter in the world! " He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed. " Strike Two! " he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, " I'm the greatest hitter in the world! " Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. " Strike Three! " " Wow! " he exclaimed. " I'm the greatest pitcher in the world! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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