Monday morning Humour : )

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Without Humour spirituality becomes heavy. Let us make a good

start .....

 

From Tim Davies

 

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up

five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought,

he will forget two of the first five.

 

* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what

happens.

 

* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always

wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

 

* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only

cross-references.

 

* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard

will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden

when stale.

 

* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way

home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

 

* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go

unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the

parking lot.