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Some relief for our candidates studying hard for exams...

 

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Computers: Male OR Female?

 

 

There was a debate in the class whether computers should

be referred to as male of female. So, the teacher divided

the class into 2 groups, one groups containing female

students and the other group with male students. The debate

was never settled, but here were the results found...

 

The group of women reported that the computers should

be referred to in the *masculine* gender because:

 

- They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

- They are supposed to help you solve problems,

but half the time they are the problem.

- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that,

if you had waited a little longer you could have

had a better model.

 

The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers

should be referred to in the *feminine* gender because:

 

- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

- The native language they use to communicate with other

computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term

memory for retrieval.

- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find

yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

 

 

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" You're in incredibly fine condition, " the doctor concluded

after finishing a thorough physical. " How old did you say you

were, sir? "

 

" Seventy-eight. "

 

" Seventy-eight! Why, you have the health of a sixty-year-old.

What's your secret? "

 

" I guess, Doc, it's due to a pact the wife and I made when we

got married. She promised that if she was ever about to lose

her temper, she'd stay in the kitchen 'till she cooled off.

And I pledged that when I got angry I'd keep quiet, too, and

go outside until I calmed down. "

 

" I don't understand, " said the doctor, " How could that help

you stay so fit? "

 

" Well, the patient explained, " I guess you could say I've

lived an outdoor life. "

 

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