Mid week smile - Golf : )

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Mid-week smile : )

 

From Tim Davis

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GOLF, n.

 

[1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by

disappointment and bad arithmetic.

[2] a game of opposites - the world's slowest people are ahead of you,

and the fastest are behind.

[3] a colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the pink, and

financially in the red.

[4] a game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under blue laws)

because it was not considered a game by the law, but a form of moral

effort.

[5] a game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green,

and then you find yourself in a hole.

 

GOLF CART, n.

[1] A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie, it can

neither count, criticize, nor snicker.

 

GOLFER, n.

[1] a person who yells " fore, " takes six, and puts down five;