Guest guest Posted June 30, 2000 Report Share Posted June 30, 2000 Some humour at the start of the weekend : ) ========= " I have good news and bad news, " a defense attorney told his client. " First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim's dress. " " Oh, no - I'm ruined! " cried the client. " What's the good news? " " Your cholesterol is down to 140! " ====== The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints. Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate. The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror. From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free. ===== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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