answering machine : )

[Guest guest]

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

 

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.

Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one

of these magnets.

 

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave

me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

 

Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can

talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

 

Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?

 

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.

Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

 

If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our

weapons right now and can't come to the phone.

Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.

 

: ) from Seeta