Guest guest Posted July 4, 2000 Report Share Posted July 4, 2000 These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you? Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message. : ) from Seeta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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