Guest guest Posted July 14, 2000 Report Share Posted July 14, 2000 Some humour for the weekend : ) Here are some more strange warnings on items. On a packet of juggling balls: " This product contains small granules under 3 millimetres. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA. " Seen on a camera: " This camera only works when there is film inside. " On a bottle of flavoured milk drink: " After opening, keep upright. " On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: " Spray works in sub-zero temperatures. " On a can of insect spray: " Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees. " A different brand of insect spray: " Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals. " On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines: " Protect from seawater. " =====Email from Swami Yogeshanandji=== Definition of the Upper Crust: " A bunch of crumbs held together by dough " . ===================== Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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