Guest guest Posted August 5, 2000 Report Share Posted August 5, 2000 Spirituality and Humour mix well, So here is this Weekend's Humour from The Vivekananda Centre London. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. ======================================= A 4-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42lb. boy wearing underwear and a superman cape. When you here a toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already to late. A six year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do that in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak- it explodes. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house inches deep. Legos will pass through the digestive track of a four year old. Duplos will not. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. Super glue is forever. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jello. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. You probably don't want to know what that smell is. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy. Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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