Computer Haikus.........

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This came on the internet.

 

If computer error messages were haikus:

 

: )

 

First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

 

With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

" My Novel " not found.

 

Three things are certain:

death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

 

A file that big?

It might be very useful,

but now it is gone.

 

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

 

Errors have occurred.

We won't tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.

 

The code was willing.

It considered your request,

but the chips were weak.

 

Printer not ready.

Could be a fatal error.

Have a pen handy?

 

This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then we'd

have to delete you.

 

ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have.

You ask way too much.

 

The Web site you seek

cannot be located but

endless others exist.

 

A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

 

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

 

Having been erased,

the document you're seeking

must now be retyped.

 

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.