Food for thought

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Food for Thought:

 

* Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

 

* I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

 

* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

 

* Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?

 

* A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of

thinking.

 

* I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

 

* Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

 

* Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.