Guest guest Posted September 22, 2000 Report Share Posted September 22, 2000 Weekend Humour for the list : ) Psychology in Politics A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner. One turned to the other and said, " You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my personal touch. For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me. " " Oh, really? " replied the other. " I always tip them a nickel and ask them to vote for you! " At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, " Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is? " The little boy nodded in the affirmative. " Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team? " The little boy nodded yes. " So, " the coach continued, " when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that? " Again the little boy nodded. " Good, " said the coach. " Now go over there and explain it to your mother " --------------------------- Via Jody " The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. " - Albert Einstein ----------------------- Quick Wit: A father often read Bible stories to his young children, One day he read, " The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt. " His son asked, " What happened to the flea? " ------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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