Guest guest Posted October 4, 2000 Report Share Posted October 4, 2000 This came on the internet. Mid week humour for the list : ) Some Stupid Questions ------------------------------ Some stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers... At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Should it rather have been you? At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter... Stupid Question:- Is the " blah blah blah " dish good? Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just his money. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry, were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was playing cricket. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... ;-) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!! Stupid Instructions On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. (mirror -vs- glass: people don't know the difference???) On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. (brain damage?) On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. (then what? tested on humans???) In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. (the company knows what kind of people they are dealing with) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (isn't it obvious!?!) On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (very helpful...for murderers!) : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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