Guest guest Posted October 17, 2000 Report Share Posted October 17, 2000 We think humour is strongly linked with spirituality so from time to time we like to lighten up..... : ) Winter blues..... ------------------- " It's just a cold, " the doctor said. " There is no cure, and you'll just have to live with it until it goes away. " " But Doctor, " the patient whined, " it's making me so miserable. " The doctor rolled his eyes toward the ceiling. Then he said, " Look, go home and take a hot bath. Then put a bathing suit on and run around the block three or four times. " " What! " the patient exclaimed. " I'll get pneumonia! " " We have a cure for pneumonia, " the doctor said. ========== Best profession A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of whose profession was the oldest. " I think my line of work would win this one hands down, " the surgeon said. " After all, Eve was created from Adam's rib, and that sounds like surgery to me. " " Maybe, " the architect said, " but before Adam, order was created out of chaos. That was architectural accomplishment. " " Sure, " the politician said. " But before that, someone had to create the chaos. " Age... --------- A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, " When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace. " The son replied, " Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States!!! " ============ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.