Guest guest Posted October 21, 2000 Report Share Posted October 21, 2000 Some humour for the weekend....... =========== A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions. " Did you wake up grumpy this morning? " he asked. " No, " replied the woman, " I just let him sleep. " =========== Quick Wit: " Jane, if I died, would you marry again? " " Yes. " " And would you let him into my house? " " Sure. " " Would he use my golf clubs? " " Nope. " " Really? Why not? " " Because he's left-handed. " ======= An English professor announced to the class; " There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool. " >From the back of the room a voice called out, " ....... so, what are the words? " ==================== Wit: I broke up with someone, and she said, " You'll never find anyone like me again. " And I'm thinking, I hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone just like you? Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, " By the way, do you have a twin? " -- Larry Miller =============== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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