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Various organizational philosophies explained in " two cow " terms.

 

Socialism: you have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

 

Communism: you have two cows. The government takes them both

and provides you with milk.

 

Fascism: you have two cows. The government takes them and

sells you the milk.

 

Bureaucracy: you have two cows. The government takes them both,

shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then

pours it down the drain.

 

Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

 

Corporate: you have two cows. You sell one, force the other to

produce the milk of four cows and then acts surprised when it drops dead.