Guest guest Posted November 7, 2000 Report Share Posted November 7, 2000 There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, And those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way. -C.S.Lewis Make God laugh - plan for the future. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, " What is this, some kind of joke? " Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family! Instant shaman - add one drum and beat slowly. Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. He shoots... He SCORES! That was Zen. This is Tao. Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about? The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people. Confession without repentance is just bragging. - Rev. Eugene Bolton To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try to figure this one out. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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