Guest guest Posted November 6, 2000 Report Share Posted November 6, 2000 Enjoyed these jokes much much! i remember watching a Major General who was in the Indian army being interviewed by a journalist in India. The journalist was addressing the Major General in all his questions as " Major " ...and " Major you said... " and " Major why did you.... " The journalist had unceremoniously demoted him four full ranks. The General of course bore all this with a smile. Many years later i heard someone relate to me an incident when Swami Ranganathananda Maharaj, the present head of the Ramakrishna Mission, in one of his trips to the US a devotee asked him a question during question time and began with the words " Swami Ranganath... " The future president of the Order did not take this as stoically as the General. He shot back... " Why do you deprive me of my Ananda? I am fully entitled to that Bliss " I use that same line when my father calls me Jai rather than JaiRAM...i plead with him why he deprives me of my RAM? Not to much effect ...i might add! jairam >There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, >And those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way. >-C.S.Lewis > >Make God laugh - plan for the future. > >A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, > " What is this, some kind of joke? " > >Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family! > >Instant shaman - add one drum and beat slowly. > >Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. He shoots... He SCORES! > >That was Zen. This is Tao. > >Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about? > >The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, >probably because they are generally the same people. > >Confession without repentance is just bragging. - Rev. Eugene Bolton > >To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. > >On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the >evolutionists try to figure this one out. > >God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. > _______________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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