Guest guest Posted November 11, 2000 Report Share Posted November 11, 2000 Some weekend humour... Winston Churchill was once asked to name the chief qualification a politician should have. His reply: " It's the ability to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next month, and next year-and to explain afterward why it didn't happen. " ========== First Guy (proudly): " My wife's an angel! " Second Guy : " You're lucky, mine's still alive. " ========== Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me... Man : How can that be??? Boy : He became a father only when I was born... ========= One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried a little bandage to the boy's arm. " I think you'd better bandage the other arm, doc! " , said the boy. " But, why? I'm supposed to bandage the injected part of your arm to let your friends know not to touch it. " " Doc, you really don't know much about my friends do you? " ====== Many hands... A Chinese scholar was giving a lecture when all the lights in the auditorium went out. He asked members of the audience if they would please raise their hands. As soon as they had all complied, the auditorium lights came on again. The speaker bowed and announced, " Prove wisdom of old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work'. " : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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