Guest guest Posted November 25, 2000 Report Share Posted November 25, 2000 Weekend Humour for the list. : ) " Daddy, where did I come from? " the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopaedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly. " Does that answer your question? " her father asked. " Not really, " the little girl said. " Marcia said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from. " ================ A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: " Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. " Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: " Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. " ======== One campaign consultant says he doesn't approve of political jokes. He's seen too many of them get elected. ========= From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. " Who is it? " a passenger asks the captain. " I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts. " =========== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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