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Some mid week humour : )

 

Here are some funny signs found at various locations...

 

Plumbing Truck:

" We repair what your husband fixed. "

 

Door of a plastic surgeons office:

" Hello, can we pick your nose? "

 

Sign at the psychic's Hotline:

" Don't call us, we'll call you. "

 

In a Nonsmoking Area:

" If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and

take appropriate action. "

 

On Maternity Room Door:

" Push, Push, Push... "

 

In a Veterinarians waiting room:

" Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "

 

Billboard on the side of the road:

" Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs! "

 

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A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his

property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of

a hill and followed the road up to the spot where he stood.

The driver pulled over to the side of the road and called out

to the farmer.

" Do you know how I can get to Route 91? " the driver

asked.

The farmer thought for a few seconds. Then he said,

" Nope. "

" Do you know where the nearest turnpike entrance is? "

the driver asked.

" Nope. "

" How about the town of Hadley. Do you know which

direction it is from here? "

" Nope. "

Exasperated, the driver raced his engine. " You don't

know very much, do you? " he said.

" Nope, " the farmer replied. " But I'm not lost. "

 

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The reception area of the doctor's office was filled to

capacity, but the doctor was working at his usual snail's

pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and

headed for the door. When everyone stopped talking to look at

him, he announced, " I guess I'll just go home and die a

natural death. "

 

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