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Weekend Humour for the lists

 

Crayon Mystery

 

 

The kindergarten class had settled down to its colouring

books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said,

" Miss Francis, I ain't go no crayons. "

 

" Willie, " Miss Francis said, " you mean, 'I don't have any

crayons'. *You* don't have any crayons. *We* don't have any

crayons. *They* don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm

getting at?? "

 

" Not really, " Willie said, " What happened to all them

crayons?!? "

 

 

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One campaign consultant says he doesn't approve of political

jokes. He's seen too many of them get elected.

 

 

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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a

small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

 

" Who is it? " a passenger asks the captain.

 

" I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts. "

 

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An English professor announced to the class; " There are two words I

don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool. "

 

From the back of the room a voice called out, " ....... so, what are

the words? "

 

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In San Francisco, a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of

America, walked into a local branch and wrote, " this iz a

stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag. "

 

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the

teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the

note and that they might call the police before he even

reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and

crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

 

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to

the Wells Fargo teller. She read it, noticing all of his

spelling errors. She quickly surmised that he wasn't the

brightest light in the harbor.

 

Then she told him that she could not accept his stickup note

because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and

that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit

slip or go back to Bank of America.

 

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said " OK " and left. The

Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the

man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at

Bank of America.

 

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