Weekend humour for the list : )

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Some weekend Humour for the list.

 

 

Mad-o-meter ??

 

 

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on

display at the department store.

 

" What's it for? " one asked.

 

" I don't know, " the other replied. " But, I think you stand

on it and it makes you mad. At least it does that for my

Mom and Dad... "

 

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On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope

on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began

playing with it.

 

" Be still, my heart, " thought the doctor, " my daughter wants

to follow in my footsteps! "

 

Then the child spoke into the instrument, " Welcome to

McDonald's. May I take your order? "

 

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day

of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a

smile, gave him a broom and said, " Your first job will be to

sweep out the store. "

 

" But I'm a college graduate, " the young man replied

indignantly.

 

" Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that, " said the manager. " Here,

give me the broom - I'll show you how. "

 

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Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as

he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach

umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked,

" Are you a Christian? "

 

" Yes, " she replied.

 

He asked again, " Do you read your Bible every day? "

 

She nodded her head, " Yes. "

 

" Do you pray often? " the boy asked next, and again she

answered, " Yes. "

 

With that he asked his final question, " Will you hold my

quarter while I go swimming?? "

 

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Seven Rabbits!

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Timmy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude

test:

 

Tester: If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and

another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

 

Timmy: SEVEN!

 

Tester: No. Now listen carefully again. If I give you two

rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many

rabbits have you got?

 

Timmy: SEVEN!

 

Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two

bottles of pop, and two bottles of pop, and another

two bottles of pop, how many bottles of beer have you got?

 

Timmy: SIX.

 

Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, and two

rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have

you got?

 

Timmy: SEVEN!

 

Tester: How on Earth do you work out that three lots of

two rabbits is seven?

 

Timmy: But, I've already got one rabbit at home!!

 

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