Guest guest Posted December 23, 2000 Report Share Posted December 23, 2000 Some weekend Humour : ) Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite. Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of his backpack and quickly puts them on. Incredulous, his friend Michael says, " There's no way you can outrun that bear. " Chris replies, " I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you. ======= " Are you a lawyer? " " Yes, I am. " " How much do you charge? " " A thousand dollars for four questions. " " Isn't that pretty steep? " " Yes, it is. What's your fourth question? " =========== Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. " I want you to begin divorce proceedings, " she announced. The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, " Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married for over seventy years. What in the world could have happened to make you want to get divorced at this stage in your life? " Mrs. Hatcher looked him squarely in the eye. She cleared her throat and said, " We wanted to wait until all the children were dead. " ============ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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