: ) Weekend Humour

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It is time for weekend humour : )

 

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- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

- As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in

public schools

 

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

 

- Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

 

- Don't come knocking if the car is rocking

 

- Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition.

 

- DRIVE LIKE HELL; YOU'LL GET THERE!

 

- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

facility.

 

- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

 

- How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

 

- I are proud to be a college student.

 

- I love cats...they taste just like chicken

 

- I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

- Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!

 

- What is a free gift??? Aren't all gifts free???

 

- Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

 

- Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbour

 

- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.