Guest guest Posted February 11, 2001 Report Share Posted February 11, 2001 We send in some humour to the list from time to time.... =========== Little Johnny walks up to his Aunt and says, " My God, Aunt Edna why are you so ugly??? " His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen and screamed, " How could you say to your aunt that she is so ugly!?! " " Because she is, " said Little Johnny. His mother said, " You go back in there and apologize to her, right now! I mean it, you tell her you're sorry! " Little Johnny goes into the living room, walked over to his aunt and said, " Aunt Edna, I am sorry you're so ugly... " ;-) ===========some interesting quotes======= * JESUS LOVES YOU. It's everybody else that thinks you're Mr or Ms Pomposity. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, " Always " . * What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? * Can you yell " MOVIE! " in a crowded fire station? * It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? * HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW! * To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question.... ....or is it? * Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep. * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. * I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her. * Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. * A closed mouth gathers no foot. * What happens if you get scared half to death twice? : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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