Guest guest Posted February 23, 2001 Report Share Posted February 23, 2001 Humour for the weekend....... ========== One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. " May I speak to your parents? " " They're busy. " " Oh. Is anybody else there? " " The police. " " Can I speak to them? " " They're busy. " " Oh. Is anybody else there? " " The firemen. " " Can I speak to them? " " They're busy. " " So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? " " Looking for me. " ========== After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, " That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys. " ========== See if you can justify any of the following... - Why don't you ever see the headline: " Psychic Wins Lottery " ?? - Why is a boxing ring square? - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?? - Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? (I guess some people don't know what they're reading...) - Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? (Did ghosts really exist??) - Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice? " (Oh, boy. Dangerous stuff!) - Why isn't there any mouse-flavored cat food?? =============== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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