Guest guest Posted March 1, 2001 Report Share Posted March 1, 2001 Some Mid-week Humour for the list..... =================== A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite bank. " Yoohoo " she shouts, " how can I get to the other side? " The second goober looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, " You are already on the other side. " ============= " After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!' It worked. " ============== Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. " In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. " " Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette? " " Wow! Are you kidding? " " Yeah, but you started it. " =================== * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, " Always " . * What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? * Can you yell " MOVIE! " in a crowded fire station? * It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? * HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW! * To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question.... ....or is it? * Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep. * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. * I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her. * Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. * A closed mouth gathers no foot. * What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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